Happy Wife Happy Wife! Right? At least that is how the saying goes. Today, I was to discuss 5 reasons why the phrase happy wife happy life is complete bullshit. Now ladies before you get all bent out of shape, take a minute to read the entire article and for those of you that feel you have a happy marriage, ask your husband is he getting everything he needs to be just as happy as you are in the relationship before you comment. Ok, now let’s talk.